Amazon banned my book, so I'm giving it away for free.
Share the link and give Washington Post/Amazon owner Jeff Bezos the middle finger.
@carpedonktum
http://www.theandrewmeyer.com/?p=995
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Nope, wont play
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Please use Telegram !
https:
//t.me/FoundationGermanEmpireChannel/20620
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https:
//video.parler.com/e7/39/e7398b6786ea_small.mp4
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Have you tried reloading Parler?
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Didn’t work!! FYL and mine! 😂😂😂
✌️
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Joe Biden Presidency is a JOKE😂
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He actually was tripped by an ant
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Love it
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❤️❤️
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It worked right away! Great video!
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😂
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Plays for me. It's funny.
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Got it
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It worked for me. I was able to view the video just fine. And it was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
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The best!!!! MAGA FOREVER!
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THAT IS AWESOME!!!
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Love ❤️ it
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Works!
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Already posted it on Facebook from your IG. 😊
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Since text posts still function on here I will pass this along.
A police officer was shot in the head, neck, and shoulder 2 days ago in Omaha. Prayers for the officer and his family and if you can afford to donate it would much appreciated.
I have verified the event, the story, and the Fundraiser.
https://gofund.me/e193fd59
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How is the police officer that was shot doing? And did they catch the person who shot him?
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Yes they did catch the 21 year old suspect who was trying to shoplift t shirts from JCPenney while driving a BMW. Doesn’t quite add up does it?
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I’ll pass this along to anyone I think can chip in. 🙏
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🙏🏻🙏🏻
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SHOULD HAVE PRAYED BEFORE HE WAS SHOT,JESUS CHRIST IS WORTHLESS LITTLE BITCH
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SATAN FILLS JESUS CHRISTS COLON WITH REBUKED SEMEN
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Go back in mommies tit and shut the fuck up
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Wish you were on minds. com
You’d be making money for posting too.
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Thank you for posting this. Are awesome state p were able to apprehend this guy that same day. I am amazed he is in as far as I know stable condition. Most of Nebraska greatly appreciate our law enforcement and feel they are like family and do not take kindly when our family is threatened
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Thank you for posting this Maddi. I have and will continue to pray for this officer and his family. 🙏🏻🕊❤️
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Quality use of social media. Thank you.
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Thanks for the link! I hope more can donate to help this PATRIOT.
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Thankyou for the info. Carpe. My prayers are with them.
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Thank you for posting this support page. As a member of a huge law enforcement family, it speaks volumes when people take time to show their support, prayers and encouragement. The LEO life can be quite lonesome at times.
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Always❤️
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Funny how you guys defend the cops when they are just the armed foot soldiers of the government and the government hates you.
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No. The alphabet agencies at the Federal level hate us. When push comes to shove, it will be our local police who will be pushing back when possible. Your alex jones pic is in direct contrast to the statement you made, so we can presume you to just another liberal troll on this site.
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@scryingglass Fuck the left and fuck you for thinking that the agents of the state have your best interests in mind. The police will do what the state orders them to do. If that means throwing you in to the Gulag, that's what they will do.
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@9thWard Even in Alabama the local cops are helping the Feds raid and arrest Trump supporting veterans. Fuck the police.
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I thought you quit posting here. I guess as well as being ungrateful you are also untruthful.
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Yesterday I said he was a lier , Which he is.
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Lol, you called his no more posts before me!
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You still can't calm down about a couple of glitches on Parler and are throwing toys out of your pram? You are a serious diva and a drama quenn. LOL.
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I thought Carpe was quitting on Parler, What a Jerk.
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Hope Gofundme doesn't take it down because of liberals complaining like they do with a lot of the fundraisers
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Weird. Thought you said you were done here. Seems like you’re playing childish games. Either go or don’t.
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Praying for this Police Officer
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😥 🙏
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Dang, thought you were leaving. I guess you just miss us all.
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I lied, this is the last post on Parler until it is functional.
Dear Followers,
If you have resigned yourself to using a barely functioning social media platform and pretending that it is an awesome substitute for speaking freely in the public square...
I don't know what to tell you. Don't bitch at me, just disappear, I promise I won't notice.
But if you are inclined to make a difference, let parler know that you demand better.
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This is still my only social media I use so I’ll see ya when u get back. 😘
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I use GAB too.
Tried Telegram & maybe they were messing with my posts? maybe it happens to others too.
Rumble seems Good
to watch Short unique Videos (from A to Z).
And evidently Unique Videos ca make more
$$$ for contributors
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Go followon Gab
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GAB is soooo much better
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Bye Bye Felecia! Because you are no more important than any one of us and you sound like a little bitch!
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Asshats are everywhere. 🙄
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Wow, after what they’ve been through that’s just plain ignorant.
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Gab is much better. I use telegram, too. Parler is too sterile now.
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@DeplorableAllTheWay Lisa, there's absolutely no problem getting on Gab now. You on Android or Apple?
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He is just trying to stay relevant. It isn't working and I'm not talking about the app
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And they have never responded to my inquiry regarding the ability to see the accounts who upvote and downvote. All I see is the total number.
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Just click on the bell to see up and down votes
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Same here. Hoping previous feature returns
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That problem has been fixed now it's up to them to address their other bugs
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This and having to go to the posters profile to click on a link or read post.
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Where will you go?
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I might be wrong but, I think he's on gab, perhaps even the others Clout Hub, Safe Chat, Telegram.
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@20Chelseafc12 He is, and so am I. It takes awhile to build the network we once had, but don't leave until we can reconnect. Don't let them divide us!
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@DaniGibson Tell me about it. I was humbled to have reached 1k followers without doing the "follow me & I'll follow back" stuff. Then the shutdown & I tried gab. Boy that was rough getting going. Then without trying ran into nazi white supremacist, the stuff they think/ believe....WOW! I just had to finally ignore them. Love the handle by the way, lol!
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Hahaha...he's way too important to respond to you...fuck 'em...
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Gab, Telegram, and Vocl when it's online.
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Parler is a functional shanty town. I agree. But keeping this place viable is the biggest FUCK YOU we can give to the leftists looking to shut down free speech.
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Well said!
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I got a community guidelines strike yesterday fer sayin, " motherfuckin fat broads"... free speech my wide n girthy cock
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Well, it’s that or getting banned. You pick.
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Try GAB & Rumble..
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@Azvallee Nothing is perfect. GAB was just hacked and Rumble joins Parler in the clunky, barely functional category.
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You know what I say to Liars, Which One of those Lies Should I Believe, And my account is working fine.
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I’m not having any problems either.
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I am rarely here. The notices are as annoying as not being able to load photos or videos. Where will you be?
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They'll probably shadowban the demands.
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IF YOURE A CHRISTIAN YOU SHOULDNT BE ON PARLER,TO MUCH HATE
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Unlike the crazy left, Christians are are able to (gasp) use the block function.
If I don’t like what’s on my tv, I change the channel. If I don’t like a book, I quit reading it. If I don’t like a user or what they posted, I can skim on by, or block.
I suggest this be taught in our schools. It’s apparently a very hard thing for millennials and GenZ grasp.
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Funny. The only hate I've seen here is this post of yours.
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You're on Parler so I assume you are not a Christian.
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Hate is on EVERY uncensored platform.
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IM A CONSERVATIVE BUT NOT A STUPID ONE, FACTS ARE FACTS LIES ARE LIES
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IM NOT A REAL PERSON SO I CANT HATE
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@JESUSLOVESME777 You are a bot? You must be a poorly designed bot if you only can post with all caps.
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Don't tell me what to do phony
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The only thing I hate is you inability to distinguish between to and too and your use of all caps.
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@Luvthmgators Absolutely Right! Twitter is a horrible place compared to Parler. Gab is always glitchy for me. Parlers not perfect but I like it and it sure beats the alternative.
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Clout hub and gab are better
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I didn't like CloutHub or Telegram. I was was on both awhile ago waiting for Parler to return.
I forget which one timing my Posts..and the other
I didn't see my harmless Meme posts.
So I'm only only Parler, GAB & Rumble.
But for Conservatives or Libertains..
"I think the MORE Free Speech Social Media Platforms, Blogs, Podcasts & HAM Operators the better".
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Gab is a qanon cesspool which exists to beg for money
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Torba is always bashing Parler on Gab. Kind of ridiculous.
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dont let the door hit you the butt on the way out..
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You should try Gab and Telegram.
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Where are you going I have CloutHub but damn I don’t want ANOTHER APP. I’m starting to burn through apps like men 🤣
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I have CloutHub as well… Not sure how much I like it though
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@Name Hidden I tried Clout Hub & Telegram. Didn't like either.. Glad Parler is back. Gab & Rumle are OK too. Both seem to allow Conservative Opinions
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You should stop suiciding them
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@Azvallee Another social media site that I don’t hear too much about which I have never been censored on is called MeWe. The format takes getting used to but I do like what they have to offer
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As a man I say LOL!
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Bye
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Donk on point! @a078092e6e2df507bfd12db4710e3290 @a078092e6e2df507bfd12db4710e3290support @a078092e6e2df507bfd12db4710e3290dev
Second time trying to post this because thrown out of text box by crappy a078092e6e2df507bfd12db4710e3290 code! #FAIL
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Karen
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So sorry you’re leaving. Come back soon!!
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Yes.. please Hang with US. We need all of the Free Speech Posts we can get on Parler.
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Give them time. In all honesty Twitter sucked too!
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Agreed, I was thrown off The Twit so many times
in 12 yrs. I gave up after the Democrats
Fraudulent Election.
And I didn't even swear
or Post Gross Stuff just Pro Conservative Trump posts ..
Even my Posts about the necessity of bulding Tiny Homes, that ( handle) was suspended ..Guess becz I'm a America 1st Republican.
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It’s a free country (sort of). Do what you want.
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Hey Guys, I have been more than patient. I have said, "These things take time, they will get it right eventually."
I am done.
I will not be posting on this platform again until I can consistently post videos and images from both the app and the web.
If Parler wants to "compete" with Mainstream Social media, they need to AT LEAST do the simple things correctly.
Hopefully see you all again soon.
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Yeah I agree with ya.
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Where will you be posting??
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Gab
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Yeah the app is weird I click on the person to see what they initially posted but I only get the comments.
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I know. You have to do web site AND old app. Weird. I don't blame C.D.
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Peace be with you. Hope to see you again. You have good things 👍😊
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They cant even run bots for certain yellow accounts without making it obvious.
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How do i find you im not on youtube or any main stream anymore
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Gab
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Yup...
Wow.... 😲 This is what complacency looks like...
The left has
TWITTER
FACEBOOK
INSTAGRAM
YOUTUBE
GOOGLE
APPLE
AMAZON
That run seamlessly and censor Conservatives...
and we Conservatives....
We have
A bumbling GLITCH FILLED PARLER
GAB
MEWE
WE HAVE MILLIONS OF GUNS THAT WE WILL NOT USE... FOR REVOLUTION
AND EVEN MORE MILLIONS OF WHINERS WHO HAVE ACCEPTED THEIR FATE AS LOSERS
WE ARE NOW LIKE THE JEWS LIVING IN THE GHETTOES OF EUROPE WITH THEIR OWN NEWS PAPERS AND SYSTEMS WHO DARE NOT VENTURE OUT OF THE GHETTO.
FACE THE FACTS.. CONSERVATIVES ARE LIVING IN A DIGITAL GHETTO.
OUR LEADERS HAVE LAID DOWN THEIR ARMS AND HAVE ACCEPTED THE SITUATION AND IN TRADE THEY PRETEND TO BE THE "OPPOSITION PARTY" AND GO ALONG WITH THIS OUTRAGE.
REVOLUTION IS THE ONLY WAY OUT PEOPLE. IF NOT ENJOY THE GHETTO.
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I WILL use my guns for the revolution. As a matter of fact, I’m looking forward to it.
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Lots of truth here, thanks....
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I wish this wasn't true.
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We will at some point have to respond with arms. They will not stop until conservatives are crushed, where only one party and view point exists.
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I love what you do
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ok things are not always that easy i will unfollow you there are other that post and dont cry over it
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I am devastated. 20 bucks says you wont even be able to read this reply because Parler is retarded.
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AMF....
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It's terrible because when I get a notification, 90% of the time I can't read what it it says outside of the notification. Because it never brings up the post.
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It started working for me today, when I click on the notification it does bring me to the up-voted post, that is new as of today!
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I have that exact same problem. It happened before they lost their server too, but it was rare. Now it's literally every single notification.
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I’ve had three deleted and the post isn’t specified! However, you can protest the deletion.I make hundreds of posts, but with not notifying the specific post it would make it extremely difficult to challenge them not knowing which post that was deleted to offer a protest.
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Same with photos. Too many glitches.
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Unbelievable. Here we go again. Duped into trusting shills.
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Haveyou tried Gab?
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Concur 1000%
Parler is still in kindergarten.
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PLEASE HANG IN WE NEED YOU.
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Still, with its limitations, I stick with it, because there is nothing better to connect Patriots
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I wish I could disagree with you, but yeah I feel the same....but I'm staying here
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Quit crying. They’ve just come back from being booted off the internet and they were just starting out prior to that. Do you really expect it to be on the same level as Twitter/FB/Instagram from the start. You sound like a whiny bitch. I’ve not had any problems posting comments, photosC videos or replies. So maybe it isn’t a Parler issue at all.
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It is their fault when they delete posts on a so-called “free speech” platform!
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🦥
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Waits till he graduates to cursive. Oh boy......
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Prolly not to far from the truth !
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😁So glad you're on Parler!
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He still looks confused - simpler terms please! 🤷🏿♀️
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He bit Kamala on the ankle.
So I am told.
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Well sonofabitch! Did really can sense evil.
Lol
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Who the dog or biden?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He couldn't care less he's off to the gas station to putting more air in his head🙏🙏😎😎
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🤣🤣🤣
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And they say republicans aren’t funny! That’s funny!
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LOL 😂🤣
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LOLOLOL. Looks legit.
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Why are these two buffoons, who are probably tested daily and certainly not allowed to be in close proximity to anyone outside their inner circle, wearing the stupid face muzzles? Are they afraid Lunch bucket Joe™ is gonna bite someone like his mutt?
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They were vaccinated so why the hell do they wear those face covers to start with?
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I believe it
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Isn’t the difference obvious?
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Joe ,right on top of things.
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The Communists call that “controlling the narrative”.
Funny, so do the Democrats!
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Hailirous
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🤣🤣🤣
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😂🤣😂🤣😂😝
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Kids that are being FERRIED across the Rio Grande just to reside in [HappyFuntime...|Cages] by choice? Or is it that hard for MORONS to see this IS HUMAN TRAFFICKING masked by the adult TRAFFICKERS (who are probably sent back on taxpayer dime to get the NEXT LOAD OF CARTEL CHILDREN for the [D] voter brigade)?
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Hypocrisy immune Biden administration.
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So - the Fascist-ocrats tax & spend $1.9T of OUR children's children's future income to educate / welfare support every other nation's children they're importing to US.
Sounds fair OPPOSITE world !
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Did a show with @CarpeDonktum today. We celebrated the demise of a partisan write who masquerades as a journalist. Sad! 😅
You’ll want to watch the whole episode. Super rare appearance by yours truly.
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RFLMFAO
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😂
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Glad to find this here. YouTubehas already blocked
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😹😹😹
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Well done!
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Greatness!!! With a MELON!?!?! 🤣 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah...Monty python will be gone soon. Loved those guys
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Where’s the video?
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It makes you wonder were these guys prophets?
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While America is canceling these two animated creatures why not cancel CARLI B? Or any of those things they call entertainment? It’s not entertainment; it’s pure porn.
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That is a special kind of funny
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Bahahah
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Luke O’Brian needs a job. Think you can help him out? Today is the day he deserves.
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Need a daily dose of sanity? Join us for selected readings of the Babylon Bee in audio podcast format:
nbbr.podbean.com
http://nbbr.podbean.com/
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Up voted
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Clearly 2 different voices. Somebody should take his fingertips digitals.
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Was funny when he was a candidate. Now that the Dems and their corporate partners stole the election and got Mr. Dementia in office, it’s anything but funny.
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Crazy Uncle Joe, a major embarrassment for this country. I’m sure the rest of the world is wondering what happened to American voters.
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I laughed, I cried, I died. You slayed me with that one lol.
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😂😂😂🤡
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Freaking LOVE Carpe D!
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Truinternassinodepressure!
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😭
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When you expect your Clone to perform and he shits his pants instead..
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I wouldn’t trust this guy to take my dog outside to shit.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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LOL fake administration needs a Continuity Czar!
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😂🤣😂 between the Univision interview where his wife basically completed all the questions and this latest disaster where you ask Nancy pelosi if we're doing a q&a!
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I think given 5 minutes in front of a camera without an earpiece and old sleepy will expose everything that we already know - stolen election, plandemic, China pulling the strings and Michael Obama’s massive cock
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Kind of obvious, to save dementia Joe from looking like a bigger fool then he already does
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How many of the idiots that voted for him regret it now.
It might take a while cause their idiots.
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IT WAS PELOSI THAT CALLED BLM AND ANTIFA TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ON JAN 6 SHE ALSO HIRED TONS OF PEOPLE TO FILL OUT MAIL IN BALLOTS TO GET OLD BIDEN ILLEGALLY ELECTED TO OUR HIGHEST OFFICE
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REMINDER: Nancy Pelosi was so busy "working for you" that she had time contact Facebook to get this video removed... During a "pandemic"
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Pure cunt.
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One of my favorites.
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Face it kidz; You already got EVERYTHING you were ever going to get from your democrat elected officials. It equals NOTHING! And you paid them for that effort to boot!
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Bwahahahahahaha
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You should have put a bowl of children's souls on the table, thats what she really likes to eat, either that or her beaujeaux 20 dollar a pint ice cream.
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REMINDER: Carpe Donktum was so busy cumming all over a picture of Barron Trump in a femboy costume he didn't realize he left the gas on and blew up his parents house.
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Well looks like the losers are finally making it over to Parler!!!!
This guy still has the taste of Donald Trump’s dick in the back of his throat!
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Hahaha! Come on tide! Do it! 🤞
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Tastes like gelato . . .
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🤣👌 Damn man.
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She's worried about parodies? Her mumbling, bumbling, dentures falling out press conferences are laugh inducing on their own.
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Big Tech should be ashamed. Section 230!
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Because that is soooo important.
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Glad to have Carpe back on Parler! ❤️
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Apparently Tidepods are still not strong enough to clean up the shit that comes out of her mouth.
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I’m going to choose to believe this is a real video. Drunken Nancy def eats tide pods.
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Beautiful 👍
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only 2 ( 1 ) step(s) away from from the oval.
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THIS LOOKS SO REAL WHAT THE HECK!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍✌🏼🇺🇸
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Dear Social Justice Karens
I do not care about your tears.
I do not care about your fears.
I do not care about your feelings.
I do not care about your squeelings.
I do not care about them here or there.
I do not care about them anywhere.
Not in a Tweet. Not on the street.
Not on the News. Not in the pews.
I would not, could not in the Fall.
I would not, could not care at all.
Would I? Could I? Get Blue pilled?
I could not, would not, and never will.
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Brilliant prose!! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Can you publish that with illustrations? I see $$$!
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You could be Dr. Donktum!
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Brilliant!
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"From there to here, and here to there, Carpe's funny memes are everywhere!"
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Make a great t shirt
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Love it 😅
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❤️
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Gotta push back on this social nonsense,,,,its just a dem divisive tactic!!!!!!
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Yeah well it’s working real well as a smoke screen for what they are really up to ✌🏼
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THE SJW MOVEMENT WILL DESTROY AMERICA IF WE LET IT, WE MUST FIGHT AND PUSH BACK! THE SILENT MAJORITY NO MORE!! 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲
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I’ve felt like this for maybe 8 years now.
A slow realisation that I don’t give a single fuck for certain people’s ‘feelings’ getting hurt.
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Yard signs. $19.99 each.
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SJW Karen’s can tongue punch my ball bag.
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Lol
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They all fake anyways.
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Well done.
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Perfect. 😎🇺🇲
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Seuss Disorder
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Good luck Carpe 🤞
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Yeah good luck sir!
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Good luck!
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I am a lawyer and I am shaking my damn head. Ridiculous.
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Its America unless it gets infiltrated from within by an anti-American political party.
But what’s the possibility of THAT!?
Oh....
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Praying you have a judge that upholds the Constitution/law.
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Those are as rare as unicorns today.
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If God were to bless America,
How many would melt into puddles of goo,
Like a vampire doused with holy water?
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"That which does not kill you, makes your memes stronger."
-Dwayne Nietzsche
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- You, and your memes, are worth your weight in gold.
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Should have voted Trump...
Oh, wait...
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What is "Twitter"?
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If you had burned and looted with BLM and Anifa you'd get away with it. A meme they try to hang you. No 1st Amendment protection.
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And yet they want to say we are a free society? BS
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I hope you get a great lawyer that hits them with a counter suit
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Even if the judge rules against you, we know the truth that you're in the right.
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Such bullshit.
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Good luck. Judges these days? You sir, are going to need it.
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This is why when I post inflammatory things on the Internet, I identify as a homeless man with no assets
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Great video!
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Well I should say I believe it'll be a great video if it ever uploads!
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True. This includes a question about the name of his wife as well. That would be yet another head scratcher for him.
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Won'tplay for me.
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DOA, times out. Sorry CD!
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That is hilarious. 🤣
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Folks we americans are in the fight of our life.
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Welcome back, Carpe! Hopefully, you won’t get censored, too!
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Nothing new there
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Don't remember who said it, but the best way to defeat the left was through relentless mocking. This is one of the best I have seen yet.
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Yup. Lefties have very thin skin and zero sense if humor. You can get under their skin easily.
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LOLLLLL😂🤣
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notice that they haven't scheduled a State of the Union address.
He can't stay up that late.
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And he couldn't remember (or read successfully) that many words.
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He wishes he could dance like that cause he can barely walk to the lectern.
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Another accurate depiction of Joe Biden!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Classic
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Yeah, I don’t think he’s trying that hard…
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Perfect for cotton-brained Joe.
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Faux fauci could be that guy too.
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Bravo 👏👏👏
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Lol. But I'm missing the reference for the noise Trump is making.
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Bruce Almighty
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Just making fun of bumbling sniffing Joe
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I was looking for that answer too!
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I think he was feeding Joe his lines😂
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It’s a clip from Bruce Almighty. In the movie, Jim Carrey is a reporter who wants to be an anchor, and ends up getting to be God for a while. In this scene, he’s making his rival mess up his lines on purpose.
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Still funny but pence is our sworn enemy now. The coward refused invitation to c-pAC because he knew Trump would be the main attraction and that pence would get booed off the stage. Chicken shit
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Oh me...laughed so hard I cannot get my breath
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And somehow he miraculously “won”. 🤦🏻♀️
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Nice!
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😂😂😂😂
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#Truinadepenashadepresha
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There are so many Joe biden screw up's it's crazy, Don't really get the Trump message, but the Biden one is really funny.
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I think Trump was feeding Joe his lines😂
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It’s from the Jim Carrey movie, Bruce Almighty 😂
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Lol 😆🤣
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My fellow Americans I give you The President of The United States of America.!
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My fellow Americans I give you The President of The United States of America!
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Great video. Can you blurr out that Pence at the end? Would be even better.
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There was a man named Philip Haney who had claimed Pence was involved with the Muslim brotherhood... I think the man was right. He kept a jump drive around his neck. He was “suicided” and shot exactly where he kept that jump drive. He was DHS
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Here's a hot take for you...
@TedCruz was shit when he stood on the stage at the RNC in 2016 and called for electors to nominate someone else instead of Trump.
@TedCruz was shit when he pretended to have Trumps back but did absolutely nothing to support his agenda
@TedCruz was shit when he sat on his hands for four years and did nothing about Tech Censorship
@TedCruz was shit when he went to Cancoon while Texas was falling apart.
Ted has always been shit, stop pretending that the GOP uniparty suddenly stops being SWAMP just because they take a bath.
There is no Ted, Marco, Lindsey, Mitch, etc TWO POINT O... Its just 1.0 with a new box.
My favorite part about being me is that I can say what I think without giving a shit what anyone else thinks about it.
@TedCruz is and has always been shit. Deal with it, or don't.
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Hey you! So glad you are here! Now that Twitter suspended me I’m so happy Parler is back too! Good to read your stuff! God bless you. 😃 I’m a happy camper on Parler again! A refugee from Twitter.
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Cruz Graham and McCain birds of a feather............
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That would be turds of a feather.
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Graham & McCain Voted Similar
Cruz Other End of Spectrum
Why Do you Lie?
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Finally you realizing that Washington political elites care not for you or me. They are out of touch and self-serving and worry about getting reelected than serving the country.
TIME FOR TERM LIMITS
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Imagine a world where people got behind america and freedom as much as they do politicians who don’t give a fuck about them. These idiots actually think these regular people with ego problems are going to save them. Funniest part is they think they are different then the idiotic leftist 😂
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Yeah my favorite thing he does is talk shit about big tech. Calls them to congress and let's them phone it in. He has no intention to reignin big tech!
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I can't believe that ppl actually downvote an opinion critical of Cruz's behavior - and especially his idiotic excuses and rationalizations. I block ppl for stupidity, as I would just walk away IRL.
Anyone else think Cruz didn't want to be on SCOTUS - where he is sorely missed - because he thinks he stands a chance on becoming POTUS?
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Biden’s the big pussy loser here. Why didn’t he go to TX and mobilize the NG?
Oh yeah it was too cold to go out so he called a lid and stayed home while the NG surrounds the WH.
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Free speech is refreshing and needed to have a free society.
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Ted Cruz is a crook. He left his dog behind, with no food, water and heat while he partied in Cancun. Ted Cruz needs to resign immediately.
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Where the hell did u hear that,? Oh wait, from what I understand that's their only news. Carry on
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MSM bashed Cruz to distract from Biden being a pussy Pres. and staying home, calling a lid because it’s too cold outside! He should have mobilized the NG and gone there himself.
Dems are useless losers!
They care more about dogs than people.
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You lie.
A security guard cared for his dog Snowflake while gone.
People that lie about Cruz are leftys
Left fears Cruz the most.
Trump did almost nothing of lasting major importance. Federal Judges but that was mostly McC. Trump just picked names off a Federalist Society list.
Clinton encouraged Trump to run.
(Everyone forgets that now).
That was to split the anti GOPe vote which was about 2/3rds of GOP and 90% of it would have gone to Cruz in primary.
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Not just you.
Say what you mean, mean what you say.
I lve by that creed.
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And I love the freedom of being able to mute those I disagree with.
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You left this one off!
Raffi "Ted" Cruz, Constitutional Expert, thought the 14th Amendment applied to ILLEGAL ALIENS! #FAIL #PROGRESSIVE
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SCOTUS has said it does in Plyler and subsequent decisions. These created the illegal crisis. Illegals would come work and go back. Now they come and stay bc these decisions.
Cruz doesnt believe it applies to Illegals. But until those decisions reversed. It does.
We would be in better shape if Cruz made last 3 SCOTUS Picks
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@Name Hidden #nicetry
SCOTUS made many wrong decisions, what does that have to do with Raffi Jr not understanding?
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@SonsOfReagan Ted does not agree with those decisions but they are the law until they overturned.
If you refer to birthright citizenship you totally wrong also.
https: //www.factcheck. org/2016/01/cruz-on-birthright-citizenship/
Remove Spaces
You no son of Reagan. You a joke.
Just another shit for brains Cultist that Rimmed Trump so much has Kumquat Diarrhea for Brains
Also dont forget Reagan did amnesty numbnuts.
Trump copied Cruz ideas (Cancel DACA, Deport All Illegals) for campaign and then didnt do them.
Country is fucked because of morons like you going with career con man.
But you think you know more about Constitution than Cruz. Which just more evidence how delusional you are.
I despise Trump Cult more than left.
Left are like Pedophiles. Scum but that is what they are.
Trump Cult are like the Archbishops that have the power & duty to stop them but instead allow them to persist.
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Once that Sabo poster came out he got all kinda props that he didn't deserve. Popping on that plane just reconciled his status back to reality.
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Cruz was Trump before anti-establishment became Trump's most people Donk, we all have our faults. In 2016 Cruz stood on principle against a non-conservative in Trump. Thank God he wasn't just a lemming like most
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I voted for him in the 2016 primary. Glad I voted wrong. He’s looking more like a RINO as days go by.
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Glad to catch you here since I’m off Twitter!
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Here's an even better take for you, no one else gives a shit what you say either!
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What is Ted Cruz supposed to do about the power outage? Does he have electrical companies under his authority?
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Trust Ted 2024
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Carpe!! Nice to be in your presence! Been a while and look forward to seeing all your pearls of wisdom!!
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Here's a hot take for you...
@TedCruz was shit when he stood on the stage at the RNC in 2016 and called for electors to nominate someone else instead of Trump.
@TedCruz was shit when he pretended to have Trumps back but did absolutely nothing to support his agenda
@TedCruz was shit when he sat on his hands for four years and did nothing about Tech Censorship
@TedCruz was shit when he went to Cancoon while Texas was falling apart.
Ted has always been shit, stop pretending that the GOP uniparty suddenly stops being SWAMP just because they take a bath.
There is no Ted, Marco, Lindsey, Mitch, etc TWO POINT O... Its just 1.0 with a new box.
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Oakland Chinatown Shop Owner Arrested After Firing Shots Into The Air To Thwart Robbery Tyler Durden's Photo
by Tyler DurdenThursday, Feb 18, 2021 - 23:00
Only in a liberal-run state like California will a store owner get jailed for intervening in a robbery outside his shop. It's backasswards but true, according to local television station KTVU.
In Oakland's Chinatown, a store owner was arrested Monday when he fired his handgun in the air to chase off a criminal who was mugging a woman outside his shop. No one was injured at the time of the incident, but the 36-year-old man was arrested and faces one felony assault with a firearm.
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Firing into the air is a dumb move. Should have fired into the criminal!
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We need a justice league to defend situations like this
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Some of Key Strategies for Commies
Division
Anarchy
Bankrupting
Destroying Cultural Institutions
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Ted Cruz is an opportunist first and foremost!
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He's not a state senator, but a federal one.
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Thanks for saying what I was thinking.
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Some of them talk the talk but run the other way when it comes to action.
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Wow. That's pretty clear.
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Dems are literally killing people but lets focus on this.
Coumo appreciates your support.
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Let’s not forget the 10’s of thousands killed by politicizing hydroxychloroquine.
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Apparently you are shit
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I think you have hate in your heart, Ted is a Conservative as much as he can be, he and the Trumpster get along. I like Mr. Cruz.
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Ok. Sure. I mean, you left out a bunch of stuff. Like the fact that Cruz never intended to stay in Cancun, he was simply being an escort for his kids while they took a trip there. Also there is absolutely nothing Cruz can do about what's happening in Texas right now. He's not the governor. It's not his job. Unless you're advocating for him to stick around for photo-ops.
And that's just the start. This list is completely selective memory...
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IF TED WANTED TO STAY WITH HIS FAMILY ON VACATION - SO WHAT... HE IS NOT THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE US... THEY HAVE SECURE TELEPHONE SERVICE IN CANCUN - WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM... TELL TO TELL THE COMMUNIST LEFT TO F OFF.
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The way to solve this problem is TERM LIMITS. We should put term limits on every elected position!!
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Ted Cruz is in favor of term limits. He proposed a constitutional amendment just a few weeks ago.
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YEP...POLITICIANS talk a GOOD GAME..BUT ONLY CARE ABOUT THEIR LIFE STYLE....TAKE AWAY...THEIR SHIT!!!
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I understand the sentiment, but I couldn’t care less that he went to Cancun, personally. I only take issue when officials demand others stay home and then go to some getaway somewhere else themselves.
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Cruz 2024! Constitutional Conservatism for the win!
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HIS A PIECE OF SHIT..LEAVING TEXAS IN A STATE EMERGENCY....OPEN UR EYES TALKS A GOOD GAME ...BUT DOES NOTHING....NOTHING....HES A SWAMP CREATURE!!!
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@Yourchuckjulie You said "He took his kids for one day to Cancun and was in constant communications with Texas authorities" wrong...
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@Yourchuckjulie Ok so what exactly was he supposed to do that THE GOV who's job it is to take care of things like this didn't do??
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Sorry, have to disagree here. Trump ran a very dirty campaign the first time. He had his friend publish a front page article that Ted was hanging with hookers in his hotel room ( he actually trashed every decent person running against him)I would cary a grudge too. That was shit reporting and the reason I did not cast a vote the first time Trump ran.
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Just remember—-Each person attacked Trump first in that 2016 run. A few of his opponent(s), I.e., Huckabee admitted he wouldn’t attack Trump because he watched Trump take down his attackers. Trump was great!!!
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Because you're stupid that's why
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But any Cruz, Rubio, etc is better than murkowski or Romney or Collins or worse yet a Stacy Abrams (sp), or the Irish wannabe Beto
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Wrong, people pretending to be on your side are worse than enemies, they will leave you hanging when you need them the most. At least enemies you can be pleasantly surprised when they do you a favor.
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@carpedonktum Prob is, your enemies are just that...enemies. They never will surprise you....doing something nice is not in their wheel house. Now, pretense is a matter of perception and by allowing the Cruz story so much time allows for the misdirection of the dem/lib/socialist/communists away from real story, the failure of green energy
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As a Floridian I would say that Marco is a worthless weasel. Ran as a Reagan conservative and then immediately joined up with his little “gang of 8” to push through big corporations amnesty deal. Fuck that guy.
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Much wisdom in these words!
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🤣😂🤣 not sure where you've been the last 4 years.
Trumps agenda and Cruz agenda were the same.
"Ted fought the Washington establishment when Trump was donating to them" - Rush Limbaugh
Ted fought with Trump against Washington establishment.
Ted Cruz and Kevin Brady, (my county representative) fought to get the Trump tax cuts, Trump even said he called Cruz regularly.
Ted was out front on tech censorship.
He fought for Trump in the 1st impeachment and fought for Trump in the second Impeachment
And many accomplishments by Cruz for ALL Americans is why I STILL SUPPORT MY SENATOR
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Shut up about Cruz. This is simply payback for his impeachment vote. Conservatives...stop acting like you have the moral high ground if you attack Cruz. Instead, act like democrats snd circle the wagons. Stop the circular firing squad. It only weakens the ability to fight the left. We layered, we used blankets and no we all have our power back fadter than if it were a hurricane. Shut up already.
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Cruz has a right to telecommute if he wants. Complain about fraud Biden taking a snow day.
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He needs to get re-elected & shove it up their aces!!!!
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He was.
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I like your bill better 👌
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Direct and to the point. I like it...
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So disgusting! They’re animals!
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Fuck these monsters.
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Good idea Carpe!
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They can't get him out of their head
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I vote for "get the fuck outta here"...
#patriotmilkshake
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Well that's kind of the Trump platform isn't it.
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Their terror of him is epic. His memory will continue to haunt them for a generation or more.
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Would prefer a counter bill that fined everyone voting for that bill $50k. Money to go towards a huuge statue of DLT at the entrance of the floor of the House of Representatives. So that members would have to bow and scrape their way past to get onto the house floor.
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Can we ban democratsfrom running for office?
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They probably already do that.
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They never stop
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What a bunch of retarded babies; somebody needs to shut their fucking mouths, or better yet the people were voting for these cucks.
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Agreed!! Wtf
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I’d like to be a co-sponsor of this bill.
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I second.
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BAFOON'S!
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Only for the next 2 years likely.
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They’re going to bring us all down with them!
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Democrats are the party of death to America.
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You're being too kind
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Scary Clowns at that!
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Their priorities have nothing to do with America.
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Much, much worse than clowns. They are traitors to God and country! Soros whores!
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Yes they are 🤬
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You know, buildings only get names after liked people... if he was really so awful, why would they have to legislate it?
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Our Congress is a disgrace but that comparison is an insult to clowns everywhere. I can think of quite a few choice words to describe them all.....
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Unreal!! Their entire focus is on Trump when it should be on the country!!
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They don't know how to be a government, so they are falling back on their plan from the last 4 years. They are attacking their own personal boogeyman, tilting at windmills.
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The clowns that vote for them are the real problem.
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They are clowns that need to be removed and not be responsible for our tax dollars
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Don't forget billions to foreign countries. Can't take care of OUR country with OUR money. These people need to go.
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Amen!
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I love how Trump
Is their drug!
They just can’t get over him!
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Democrats are pathetic pieces of shit they should all be thrown in a swamp of hungry alligators
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It’s just ANOTHER FLU!! More people died from the “FLU in 2019 & previous years than were lost during “this flu”!!
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They need to be taken out with the rest of the garbage on trash nite
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Yeah just like making crimes "hate crimes". Aren't all crime hate crimes?
Keep it simple! Perfect
Omg! Brilliant!! How’d you do it?!?
Ban knives and baseball bats.
Oh democrats will let them out
Relax there, John Lennon.
Sounds good to me but I think the democrats would not like that.
Genius!
💡!!!
Genius!
💤
Why would you say something with common sense. Do you want to explode every Democrats head on the internet.
If all the assholes could be eliminated the world would a better place...there are just
..so many of them where would you start
Can't we all just get along?
As in the case of all that are intellectually challenged and in this case so over-educated that they cannot find their ass in the dark with both hands, your solution is too simple
Cracking toast that!
Brilliant!
That'll never fly - from conception on.
& prescribe the death penalty for those whocommit murder.
That's definitely a 'Mic drop' meme.👍👍👍👍