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what would be really dangerous is saying the 2nd amendment must go..

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Indeed !!!!!!

Read the heller dissent. It is scary.

Guns? What guns? Some ANTIFA thugs must have broken in and stole all of ours!!馃榿

@Bearsden828 Lost all of mine in a boating accident. Sad.

The Babylon Bee should stick with parody

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Isn鈥檛 that what they did?

@Buf71 Yup. It was, you know, like, kinda funny, in a funny kinda way....

I know !!! Right !!! Lol

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When BabylonBee keeps putting out more plausible news than the Mainstream, I keep laughing.

JohnRoberts finally ran out of democrat majority.

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You know there are pics of him on pedo Island, he went full blown liberal during the Obamacare crap

So we are supposed to disregard the constitution because some Dr that changes his position as often as the wind switches says so. FUCK THAT. CNN doesn鈥檛 change the constitution

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What is even scarier are all the people that say oh its America that would never happen here.....Im guessing that was the attitude of everyone when government decided what was best for them. Hows that working out now Cuba,Venezuela etc.....

Not a far reach

Loblolly I loved how you capitalized the 鈥淪鈥 in 鈥淪cience.

As if it is a *god鈥

Babylon Bee, you totally get me! Lol!

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The Scary Part is that 4 Judges voted against the 1st amendment.

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That occurred to me too. Then I remembered one knows nothing about the constitution. Others are dems and roberts takes the wrong side

Scary that there are Supreme Court justices that dont understand the US constitution

WHEN IS NOT THE BEE GOING TO BE HERE BEE!!!

WE DEMAND ANSWERS.

AND YES MY CAPLOCK WAS NOT STUCK!!!

She is fantastic!!!

Echo!!

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They're chipping away at it - time to reaffirm!

Its sad that its hard to tell if this is satire or not

The cool thing is that Gorsuch was already on the court and said basically the same thing. Still waiting for an ACB authored opinion.

Hilarious!!

If CNN doesn鈥檛 want to go to church, don鈥檛 go. But don鈥檛 prohibit those who want to go!

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They aren't telling mosques they cant.

there is no pandemic. our corrupt leaders all around the world have blown all our pension money living like Greek gods. the reset is because they do not know how we are going to take this shit pill so they want to use a vaccine that may solve their evil plan. Canadians have one of these tyrants destroying Canada justin trudeau and 337 communists that support him

Don鈥檛 let science slip away. Now more than ever our rights need to be violated.

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What science, there is no science that proves mask work but there is science that proves they don't work, but can be harmful. In fact a study done by Fauci and a team of scientists studied there effect durning the Spanish flu and found that the majority of people who died from from the Spanishflu actuallydeid from bacterial pneumonia caused by mask. They cdc has studiedthem for the flu studied showed they don't work. On my parker I have posted links to many studies that orove they don't work, even studies done for the nedical feild to see if surgial mask really work studies prove they don't work for abything other then preventing germs getting into wounds. The is not one single study that proves lock downs work. Fauci doesn't follow science.

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Liberalism is a mental illness.

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I disagree, some mental illnesses are treatable. With the left there鈥檚 no hope

@Vik1ng Just because it cannot be treated doesn鈥檛 negate the fact that Liberalism is indeed a mental illness. Voting for a known 47 year failure and for a political ideology that openly admits to the purposeful erosion of our rights can be described as nothing other than severe mental illness.

Five finger discount

Only Donald j trump.
Is peaceful

Lol

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Fire sale!

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Babylon Bee is hilarious , I have been making daily visits for a long time

When the courts overturn the fraudulent election I am sure everything will go on sale.

Reparations!

I hope they'll have the ps5 on the selves!

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Door busting deals!

Just wait like 3 weeks

Looting dramatically reduces the chance of getting Covid

True statement

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Scarf up a 96 for my man cave if you can?

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Who ever is harvesting bollots
Or is messing with the voting
Machine's needs to go to jail.

Hold out for....鈥漨ostly peaceful protest鈥....not funny....should be 10 years in jail for rioting, looting and arson....and now in Florida it is!

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I bet you graduated from Joke Kill university. 馃う馃徎鈥嶁檧锔

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Gotta love these guys

Help me fill AOC's inbox with patriots!!

the only ones that never do that, don't pray at all.

Lol 馃槀 too cute!

Globalist Puppet Joe Biden鈥檚 View of COVID-19 as an 鈥淥pportunity鈥 to 鈥淩estore World Order鈥
@RonnaMcDanieI

How dare he! Impeach him NOW!!

Really you call this damaging when an entire election is being stolen. You鈥檙e kidding right. This is news to you. What a joke you are!!!!!!

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This is just a joke! 馃榾

Babylon Bee is a satire site ....this is what they excel at and it is their job. And yes, they are kidding.....

If you think you're reading news from The Bee, turn in your voter registration card. You're too stupid to recognize satire, which means you don't have the necessary IQ to vote.

@moonyblues1983 hey moran, there is no IQ requirement to vote. lucky for you.

This was a joke

..Babylon Bee is a Satire site, it's not real, it's meant for comedy

@CathedralNineFive Moron*

If you're going to be calling someone a moron, perhaps learn how to spell it first.

@CathedralNineFive Moran is a city in Kansas. A moron is something else.

Who hasn鈥檛 done that. 馃檮

Peeing is beleiving..

Oh Please 馃う鈥嶁檧锔

Too funny

Naughty #prayerpeeker

This is absurd.... really peeking. Desperate news.

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It's a satire site

Lmao

Seriously?!? I am a devout evangelical Christian and I peek sometimes during prayer. This is ridiculous!

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The problem is that he is a FARISEE, he pretends to be devout but his values are not Christ like. Meanwhile, he dresses up like this in a suit and pretends to close his eyes and "pray" in front of the cameraas.

Babylon Bee is a satire site, they have a lot of fun over there

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@CathedralNineFive *pharisee
Babylon Bee is a satire site. They make up jokes about current events. This is just a joke.

Half the time I have to double-take a BB because I鈥檓 sure this would be a story on MSM. Ha!

Wow,seriously....This is that shameful? SMH...

Ha!

They left out the best part - naturally..it was Trump's fault!

Probably need a exorcism, next thing you know he will be voting democrat.
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Will the turkey explode??

Cut the head off that turkey!

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@Name Hidden Not at all. I said the turkey. We鈥檙e you?

@Name Hidden No, the governors head is the ass!!

You guys and gals are great! Keep up the amazingly witty satirical memes

Sounds real in these times.

Unfortunately we just went through a national election and the cover story is that MI went big for D this year. That's going to be the official record.

The question I have is .... How?

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Ummmm, unlimited fraud?

God bless Witmer, she鈥檚 doing the lords work.

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Thou shalt not take the Lord鈥檚 name in vain 馃槀

Lord Vader maybe.

Disgusting! I'm deeply sorry, dear turkey!

Her husband was not able to attend with her because he was out raking leaves at their other home

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Actually he was out on his boat enjoying an entire lake to himself

@bobdobalina Raking leaves was his code word for up yours 馃槀

I'd like to stuff her 馃敟

Should have gutted that turkey and thrown the guts away before cooking it.

I want to get my greasy fingers up all in that smoking turkey

She is a beetch

...at which point her throat was accidentally cut as the turkey was being carved.

A disembodied Whitmer... I kinda like the look of that.

Now just replace the turkey with a stick sharpened on both ends.

Haha!

It that like the temperature popper that we're all used to?

Funny how she came out it鈥檚 ass!

California is not the same
Since gaven Newsom took
Over as governor.

Stretchin gretchin....lol. comes out of anus for a change.

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You guys are knocking it out of the park!

"theyself" 馃槣

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Well when you鈥檙e whining about not having a high enough standard of living even though the poorest among us live like demigods compared to the richest people alive over 100 years ago, there鈥檚 no space for gratitude.

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TRUTH! When OBESITY is one of the biggest health problems with your nation's "poor" - are they TRULY "poor"?

oh progressives

They are Idiots! This is what we get for being the silent majority and not having a care about the next person and what they're doing. Now we got to fight harder the clean this mess up.

I share memes I find or make to laugh or educate. Also do research on topics. If your interested follow me @fishsizzle Have a good one. 馃椊

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Whoo boy! That's telling

Some tidbits

Then: Dishpan hands
Now: Pandemic hands

Then: Ring around the collar
Now: Mask hanging near the collar.

鈥淚 got calls from democrats complaining about him.鈥 Leslie Stahl during the Carter years.

鈥淗ey folks, go to CNN On Demand and find a special on The Seventies. Go to 鈥淭he State of the Union is not good鈥. You are about to see Jimmy Carter's 2nd Term.

Kim Jong Mentally Ill is doing a Stalin as people are being massacred in North Korea. Capital is locked down. Translation? Do a Cuomo and kill those who have Covid-19 to stop the spread. Hack and get the components of the vaccine from the EEEEEVIl American pharmaceutical companies.

Newsflash: Top Iranian nuclear scientist killed near Tehran, according to state media.
Folks, this is why Trump is not sharing intelligence. The democrats would tip off Iran that their Einstein and Iran's dream of Jews roasting on an open fire again, is about to be pulverized.

So many of them are broken people.

Bwhahahahahahaha

Plus gratitude to who ??? For them we are fizzing bags of chemicals that have no eternal purpose. Pointless, sad and bleak.

I should listen to the borg why???

That鈥檚 the natural liberal state of mind!

When your grateful you cant be hateful

Truer than News Media

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Seriously folks

Now that鈥檚 just sad! I don鈥檛 care who ya are!

Some tidbits

Then: Dishpan hands
Now: Pandemic hands

Then: Ring around the collar
Now: Mask hanging near the collar.

鈥淚 got calls from democrats complaining about him.鈥 Leslie Stahl during the Carter years.

鈥淗ey folks, go to CNN On Demand and find a special on The Seventies. Go to 鈥淭he State of the Union is not good鈥. You are about to see Jimmy Carter's 2nd Term.

Kim Jong Mentally Ill is doing a Stalin as people are being massacred in North Korea. Capital is locked down. Translation? Do a Cuomo and kill those who have Covid-19 to stop the spread. Hack and get the components of the vaccine from the EEEEEVIl American pharmaceutical companies.

Newsflash: Top Iranian nuclear scientist killed near Tehran, according to state media.
Folks, this is why Trump is not sharing intelligence. The democrats would tip off Iran that their Einstein and Iran's dream of Jews roasting on an open fire again, is about to be pulverized.

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Spot on!

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That was funny as shit talking about the Palmist... what the fuck is a palmist?

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C鈥檓on man...someone that reads palms.

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I don't know, but it seems very underhanded...

I bet Hunter knows 馃槀

Palmists are almost as Py-cho as Py-chiatrists.

Maybe he was referring to Mrs Palmer

@Name Hidden Zzzzzziiiinnnnnggg
Ba-dum-tssst

@Name Hidden I see what you did there...

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I saw the filing in GA on Sidney Powell鈥檚 website, but none of the referenced attachments were there with it. The affidavits are all well and good, but the ACTUAL evidence demonstrating what they have in possession to prove votes got switched WAS NOT PUBLISHED. WTF? Can someone please help me with this?

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Good lawyer!

They can't publicly show evidence until it is filed and submitted.

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Dont you mean Goppel?

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More like propelled by Big Tech and MSM.

Ok. Now that funny.

Go fuck yourself Biden u disgusting piece of garbage

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I believe in the article they're making fun of Bidens made up vocabulary. Pointing out that he's not sane.

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He thought it was Palm Sunday.

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Joe did promise to mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure. I recognized the need for that a while ago and I'm glad someone is finally going to do it. 馃槀馃槀馃槀

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Is that a new covid treatment?

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Now I have seen everything because Biden is an atheist.
What a piece of shit.
Of course, this is my own opinion based on what this piece of shit has done in the past.

Bahahahahaha 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀

C鈥檓on man!!

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Real presidents don't publicly ridicule the less fortunate. Real presidents don't mock other American leaders. Real presidents don't side with organizations that even the FBI has labeled as terrorist. (Qanon). Real presidents don't lie to the American people about a dangerous national emergency by saying it's a hoax. Real presidents don't side with autocratic foreign leaders, while disparaging our allies. This IS NOT a United States president. It is a United States abomination and international embarrassment!

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Real Presidents win real elections.

Is that what you mean?

What a waste of brain effort from this blowhard. Stunningly stupid paragraph! Isn鈥檛 Peter Pan make believe? That explains it.

@mantaplagi Considering Trump didn鈥檛 win we shall see how good of a President Biden becomes.

Well isn't that funny, they've been calling Trump all kinds of names for 4 years!! So it's only okay if it's directed towards the President?? Eat sh**!!!!!!!

@Sundai752 Get fucked cunt! I鈥檓 not the president. I鈥檓 not the one everyone is supposed to respect. Go fuck your cousin you retarded bitch.

@USACONSTITUTIONWORKS Isn鈥檛 Donald Trumps success record make believe? Yet you鈥檙e still dumb enough to believe it?

Ok. I was listening to the press conference that generated the stupid media mischaracterization (lie/fake news) that Trump called the virus a hoax. HE SAID that the Democrats and media would use his 鈥渉andling鈥 of the virus (no matter what he did) as THEIR NEXT HOAX. WHICH THEY HAVE BEEN DOING FOR MONTHS. So he was correct. If you don鈥檛 believe me try to find an UNEDITED version of his speech and listen to it for yourself. They do this crap all the time!!! That鈥檚 why you can鈥檛 trust ANYTHING they say.

@PeterPan33 Hmm, I vote for USACONSTITUTIONWORKS. I find Peter Pan 31.1 to be a tale. But you chose the tale! I choose reality!

Real presidents don鈥檛 take bribes from China. Real presidents don鈥檛 threaten the Ukraine to withhold air if they don鈥檛 stop investigating their son. Real presidents don鈥檛 ridicule over 73 million people that voted for the other candidate. Real presidents don鈥檛 bail out terrorists that BurnLootMurder. Real presidents don鈥檛 say that they support domestic terrorists, BurnLootMurder and Antifa, a communist/Nazi group with the intension of destroying the country. Real presidents don鈥檛 call a KKK recruiter and leader Robert Byrd their mentor while performing their eulogy. Real presidents don鈥檛 say that you can鈥檛 go to a Quick shop without an Indian running it. Real presidents don鈥檛 fondle ever little girl that they come across. Real presidents don鈥檛 tell you that they are going to take away your constitutional right of ownership of firearms. Real presidents don鈥檛 talk about limiting your freedom of speech and throwing political opponents in 鈥渞e education 鈥 camps. Joe CHIden guilty of all

@PeterPan33 Here this might help you feel safe.

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@USACONSTITUTIONWORKS When you have something more educated to say than to make fun of an obviously made up name come talk to me. Otherwise go waste someone else鈥檚 time.

@PeterPan33 Touch茅 well said! Lol

@USACONSTITUTIONWORKS I actually really wanted the name USACONSTITUTIONWORKS but it was already taken so I settled for PeterPan33, was really wanting PeterPan 22 but that was taken as well 馃檮馃檮

Worse

@PeterPan33 Calm down Karen, and go back to mommy's basement.

Hey, fuck you nicely you socialist why don't you say that to my "terrorist" face then!

@PeterPan33 Neither did biden you retarded troll under the bridge they haven't called shit so why don't you educate yourself!

Talking about jo and the natzi. Ho ....

@Gobucksfromcal Haha Karen!! That鈥檚 not an insult to people that don鈥檛 give a shit what you say. Try again.

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Palms and hims and prey and holey and jeez you know ... the thing ... this religion stuff ... it's all too confusing. And why did a jewish guy have a Puerto Rican name? I just don't get it.

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Pa Ss al mms LMAO
The S is silent. lol The P is running down Chris Mathews leg!

We shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities. 馃ぃ 馃ぃ 馃ぃ 馃ぃ 馃ぃ

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There are disabilities and then there is NO ability!)

He wasn鈥檛 too disabled to steal the election...馃

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Happy Trumpsgiving Guys.

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OMG I totally thought that was Tim Allen in your image for a sec

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Me too! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ

Me too. It's been an absurdist's treasure trove. ... Nov 3 will forever be known as: - The Night of the living Dems.

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I'm thankful to live in a state where I can go outside without wearing a hazmat suit. It's the little things that mean so much!

Joel Osteen really, your MORE Gox News rightwing

Help me fill AOC's inbox with patriots!!

The Great Reset. ... Lol

We are all thankful for the Bee! You bring a smile, a chuckle and a positive moment in otherwise dark times.

Big Tech Treason. ... ROFLMAO!

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Babylon Bee satire is the only thing that keeps me sane when reading political stuff.

Lol I love Sarcasm

Where's Hunter? ok, it's not funny anymore, is it

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Baby Yoda for President

We need to hope Donald j trump.
Is reelected or are country
Will go down for good.

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That's right

Ah, an early Christmas gift. Best list ever! (even with shameless self-promotion)

We have them Jake from State Farm, the whole month of Feb, and now they have the Friday after Thanksgiving. When does it stop??

Love Babylon Bee!!!

I鈥檓 thankful that your satire makes us laugh.

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馃槀馃槀馃槀lol

馃槀馃槀馃槀 I was about to flip my bitch switch over this until I saw who posted it. LMAO!!!

No joke, I read that title and thought it was a real

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Same

Because it's so close to reality and not so far-fetched.

As American hispanics, we are tired of how all of these c0ward r@c矛st liberals that hate America like Obama馃挬馃懝, Paed0 J0e, and their supporters are trying to turn this great country into a 3rd world one. Unfortunately, one of the biggest problems we have right now is the f脿ke media and entertainment that are always trying to tell us how to think. They have created enough imbec矛les that would re-elect a failure like Obama. Even more, we're supposed to bow down to anti-American Obama, love liberal policies no matter how destructive they are,love bigger enslaving government, tolerate ab0rti0n even though it is m霉rder, and be in favor of illegal immigration because of the color of our skin... disgusting馃槨. That's why we support President Donald J. Trump馃檶 to lead our Christian Nation away from the Left's d猫g猫neracy and towards a future of order and peace. Fellow patriots, make sure to follow our great pro-America pro-Trump page. And let's Make America Great Again! Thank you.馃槂

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Very well said!

@Jimschn5711 Thanks! Make sure to follow our great pro-America pro-Trump page

Did you forget to mention "structural oppression"?

Leave all tyrannical communist shitholes

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You fell for the new onion.

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Oh I my fkn fk.

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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they saw this and thought is to be a good idea!

What鈥檚 sad is at first glance I thought this was real .... how f-ed is the world nowadays

Well that will keep leftists from having large groups. Math is hard.

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Wow!!! 馃槀馃槀馃槀 OK then everyone double and triple that recipe!!

Why is this post blocked?

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Babylon Bee is satire. It's a joke on big tech & civicThanksgiving restrictions. 馃槃

Bwahahaha!

mama mia there go all the italian chefs :/

I can't even tell if they're joking or not, this is 100% something big tech would do

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Hahaha, that鈥檚 pretty good!!

When tech gets too big for their own good. They issuing you them special shirts over there at youtwat yet?

馃挜WHAT馃挜ever happened to just doubling the recipe?

Hilarious

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and the instructions???????

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Written in Chinese

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Lol ! Lol 馃槀馃ぃ馃ぃ馃槀馃槀馃ぃ馃ぃ

And it takes 10 hours to assemble and falls apart after a month.

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Shit would now break in 10 places instead of 2.

Happy Thanksgiving; Death To The Central Planners

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@ShawnChristopherPhillips - ShawnChristopherPhillips - HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I hope y鈥檃ll are enjoying... HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I hope y鈥檃ll are enjoying time with family, and making new memories on this uniquely American and blessed occasion. Who knew when Norman Rockwell painted 鈥淔reedom From... https://parler.com/post/415433280e32489aa3a6062fdd264d1a

You think you鈥檙e safe for complying with social distancing, wait till you see the limit of people per household. Banned from ikea by decree of the governors

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馃槀funny but not funny 馃槀

Please don鈥檛 give them ideas......

Finally a desk big enough for three ultra wide monitors.

Shipping and Handling is a mortgage note though.

Millions of Americans are lining up for hours for food for the first time because of the Trumpvirus. PATHETIC!

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Trumpvirus? WTF

You mean the China Virus? Did Trump make that virus in a lab? here is to hoping that your TDS would kill you before 2021. The less assholes like you are there, the better the world would be.

Please do the Christian thing and never reproduce!

I can never remember if liberals want me to hate America because we鈥檙e so fat, or because we鈥檙e starving... which is it libs?

Idiot! It鈥檚 the DemocratVirus

Well if we鈥檙e unfortunate enough to have a biden/harris administration will all be cannibals.

Biden virus now. Why has joe kill 2 million americans?

Trumpvirus?

Are you under the impression this isn'thappening literally everywhere on the planet?

God, the hate and delusions of you people

Stupid liberal. Az isn't shut down. People are working. Covid is a liberal virus. Go back to Twitter.

@Labushroe Correct... The only ones in Arizona lining up for free food are the same ones that lined up for free welfare, free health insurance, and free food stamps when they were able to before Trump said "you want to eat you got to work"...

Just another adult that couldn't shake off being bullied in high school. Give it a year and he will be crying that he got laid off, or energy costs too much. if he works at all.

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Isn't it great that parler doesn't censor you the way fb censors conservatives! Happy Thanksgiving! God is good! America is the greatest country in the world!

I wonder who are the people that isn't approving the stimulus pack becase it would make Trump look good.

@Squidest Trump, he never wanted a stimulus. The guy had every chance to do it before the election. He said will pass the biggest and best stimulus after the election. It鈥檚 been 3 weeks. Still nothing...this is IQ45s America. The Trumpvirus has millions in food lines.

What happened a a stupid mind you have

Lol....

What is that PIG in left side of the table ?

No ANY reasonable man could EVER f*** that pig !!

In the fine print it reads that it seats 8 leftists. Or 75 Americans. Funny thing is that no leftist has 7 friends or family that claim them! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ

Some assembly required.

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Only need a left handed wrench

Allen wrench included馃槀

What a f鈥檆kg joke!

Sometimes I wonder if the Bee is satire or if they are time travelers with a window to the future......

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Yasssss 鉁婐煆锯湂馃従. She.....her....SLAY

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Imagine being so demented that you come on to a conservative site to troll. Forgive you Mother.. crackpot.

dear reader, this is what passes for logic from the left. a centuries old fairy tale vs a living, breathing president. choose wisely

@Bossladypatriot79 I came here to debate but I gave up on that because of how people don't even use facts to debate.

@slacktivist0 Where is your evidence?

@Tyalis child, bless your heart

Worse than that, the majority of the left believed Obama would be a racial uniter, Hillary never lied about Benghazi and never wiped her hard drive, Adam Schiff had the evidence in the Ukrainian scandal, Nancy Pelosi believes in God, and Biden isn't going to weaponize government agencies to go after Trump supporters, Conservatives, and believers in the Constitution.
Ahhh, you small-minded sheeple...

It's crazier to believe in Joe Biden who is a professional liar. If he was a devout Catholic, he would know how to pronounce Psalms. Hint: it's not "Paulmus."

Trump administration launches global effort to end criminalization of homosexuality.

But you are too fucking stupid to know any better.

Then Santa is real!!!! Who knew!!!

Troll. Leave. Disgusting.

@Tyalis Why wouldany body waist their ti.e with mother...crackpot trolls

@BabyFaceFinster Wow, you have been under a rock for how long?

@Tyalis Of course

DON鈥橳 READ THIS! IT鈥橲 WORSE THAN MEIN KAMPF!

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Lol.You have never listen or read anything he had done.Sad

I don't know about that ma'am.....
Expand your horizons a bit and read different views.
It won't hurt you to read opposite views and respectfully disagree with

I dont think people are noticing the parody tag

It's not really her, parody

Finally a chance to tell you that you are a total idiot. I can't believe you made it as far as you have. You working at MSNBC is appropriate for your illogical thinking because that place is a disgrace anyway. Nutball lineups of people there. Losers show.

If only.

Is that Matt Walsh?

Liberal Sludgemonster re-education camps is exactly what this country needs right now.

It's not satire if it's just reality

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馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶,馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶

straight forward solution to a non-problem

Who is he?

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@drjordanpeterson is a canadian psychiatrist, author and academic who wrote the book 12 rules for life

Check him out.Start with his Jordan destroys then his lectures.

Assuming they can read...

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I heard Jordan offered a coloring version for them, hope they can stay within the lines, lol

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Exactly, only losers and the weak minded would have issue with his books. 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檪锔

A-men. 馃槀馃槀馃槀

Could be funnier if I knew who Jordan Peterson was.

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You should look into him. He sees things as they are at ground level. His truths can sound harsh, but I think he is brilliant.

Look him up

I need a LOL button! Thanks B Bee!

I can鈥檛 stop laughing!!!!

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Got to be careful BB. Your fiction has sometimes later turned into the truth. 馃槃

When the world is full of rusty nails, Jordan Peterson is the hammer we all could use.

Yup!!

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Being thankful would appear to mean that some kind of need would be met, making the Democrat Party irrelevant.

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I often wonder if her tampon is in crooked and making her the grab she looks like.

Is that Nancy's IQ or her on a pogo stick馃槣

Love it, hopefully that will happen to many.

These people are evil.

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Thank you for that message. Wow, I do feel more conservative. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It is awesome, I feel the power growing

What if I'm thankful for the orwellian state that shut down the economy and made me rely on the tit of government?

These Demoncrats cannot be for real! Straight from Hell!

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They are from hell

*Cues in "highway to hell"*

Not a chance.

Lol well let鈥檚 not be TOO thankful.

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As Booker picks his teeth

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No masks! Good job! Scum. Practice what you preach!

You know, these days I think you can just write a normal unbiased news article about the left and it would be just as funny. That shows how stupid they are.

Love the Bee!

That sounds about right for those complete Debbie Downers. Always sad, angry, and wrong.

You are a victimof your stupidity

The dems have gone crazier.....they have to go back to prayers

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Dude heat cramps are real! I had them 2 miles into a 12 mile road march with 85 pounds on my back - and still finished.

So yeah queen Jamie is still a bitch! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ