Losing Baseball Team Suggests New Rules Allowing Them To Add 4 Players To The Field (Babylon Bee)
More Conservatives Deciding Not To Get Vaccinated After Learning Liberals Will Stay Away From Them
Biden Bringing U.S. Troops Home So They Can Guard The Capitol...
BLM Founder Calls For Abolishing Police In All The Areas Where She Doesn't Live.
"I need a lot of houses. All good Marxists have a lot of houses!" said Cullors. (Babylon Bee)
Nancy Pelosi Said If Capitol Rioters Would Have Found Her They ‘Would've Had a Battle on Their Hands’: ‘I’m a Street Fighter’
She is drunk again.....
A little something...
John Boehner Shuts Down Meghan McCain’s Biden Critique: He’s a ‘Good Guy’
He actually said that out loud...
Google Removes Entire State Of Georgia From Google Maps (Babylon Bee)
Racist Old Man Wants People To Have To Show ID To Exercise Constitutional Right.“What we need is to make it harder for ‘those people’ to get a gun,” said President Joe Biden (Babylon Bee)
Biden Bans High-Capacity Assault Stairs.
Constitution Comes Forward To Accuse Biden Of Assault...
As Covid Numbers Dwindle, Desperate Fauci Begins Eating Sack Of Bats"The concerning decline in COVID cases has left me with no choice,". "Release the bats!" (Babylon Bee)
Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America's Spirit.
"America's spirit isn't completely broken yet," said Fauci. "There are still a few pockets of hope and optimism out there. I estimate that at least 3 or 4 more variants of the virus may be required to fix that and completely break America's spirit once and for all." (Babylon Bee)
80% Of Americans Support Voter I.D. - Echo If You're One Of Them
100% agree....one vote one I.D. NO FRAUD
This was on Instagram -
The Bromance Continues: Biden Lets Obama Pilot Drone Into Syria For Old Times' Sake.
"Go ahead - give it a whirl!" Biden said. "What'll it be? An American citizen? A hospital?"
"You know, I'm gonna go old school and hit a wedding," Obama said.....(Babylon Bee)
Virginia Abolishes Death Penalty For All Crimes Except Being An Unwanted Baby...
Nike Factory Graciously Offers To House Unaccompanied Migrant Children. “We have plenty of factories all around the globe with lots of room for kids. We’re here to help!” said a spokesman.
White House press secretary Jen Psaki said the move makes sense on many levels. “When it comes to looking after thousands of orphaned children from impoverished countries, nobody has more experience than Nike,” (Babylon Bee)