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πŸŽ„ JelloShells πŸŽ„ JelloShells Tired β—‡ Hungry β—‡ Laughing πŸ’ƒ NOT AN INFLUENCERπŸ’ƒ

95% of everything I do is 100% legal

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And the other 5%🀣

Only 50% of what I do is 100% Legal. Obeying the law when it's unjust. It's stupid.

Rumor has it that it’s only 94%. 🀨 πŸ˜‰

So you got 5% rebel? I like that...😏

Please explain the 5%

Brown nose!!!!

No believes statistics in 2020

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Sometimes less for me. Lol

And here i thought you were a rebel.

Federally illegal parl.

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Good morning @JelloShells

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Heck yes! That looks like a good morning

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@JelloShells If you weren’t in Vegas I’d say come have one with me.

@Name Hidden And Iikely would

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@JelloShells I’d totally let you. Oh and here’s a Christmas ornament

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Clever 😳

Great philosophy young lady.

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Sounds like the β€œBoss Hogg Factor” on the Dukes of Hazard. 😎

Absolutely!!! I’m in the 85% range

Nice odds !!!

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Thinking about using the rest of the day to think

Where is the mafia when you need it? Specifically, its ruthless behavioral code and controlling influence.

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I think they are where they belong...on a different social media platform.

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Taking back the United States! 1776

sleepin with the fishes

Running the USA senate

Coffee and donuts or they stop for Breakfast at McDonald’s

President Elect in waiting.

The problem with needing those people is the quid pro quo after you don’t.

That's easy....check the casinos.

Capo del Capi Biden will be with us in january,

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Touching and sniffing every female around

@Jameshdodds The guy makes my skin crawl and I hope all his fraud and corruption will be exposed.

That’s the mindset of the Democratic socialist party the mob rules mentality..

I think they took over the gov.!
Morning sunshine!!!

No one can control you, Only if you let them. Taking back our country and we will not conform to Socialism.

They're still in business.

Just not as visible as they used to be.

They are actively working in the Dems camp!

The politicians in Washington ARE the new mafia.

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This is a set up! You gotta be talking about the Covid Nazis.

My kids would say that’s me.

There is so much mental illness in these comments. Good lord.

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I always assumed that was the case. I mean, liberals told me to wear it so I figured it was safe to assume that meant I shouldn’t wear it. I try to avoid doing anything a liberal thinks is a good idea.

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This is just the beginning.... Art speaks

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UK McDonald's are doing double Big Macs....

CHRISTMAS IS SAVED πŸŽ„

Pretty sure the Rona prevented several black Friday brawls and I'm not sure I appreciate this.

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Same here.

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We need entertainment

@JelloShells Exactly, it’s just not the same without it.

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😑next there will be no blood in hockey! πŸ˜‚

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Life won't be worth living if we get to that point

Who doesn’t like a good shopping brawl? I especially like the ones over the parking spot.

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Right?! My entertainment trumps others safety

Morning! No fights no fun!

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Who needs to wait to brawl over cheap Christmas presents until Black Friday when you got Black Lives Matter riots?

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Unequal footing there, mate. I wanna see these people punch it out over a $200 television they actually plan to pay for.

Don’t worry there were plenty of people shooting each other in Los Angeles

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Yes, but thats not on video

@JelloShells ya you’re right, I just checked 😒

Missing out damnit.

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Right?! This is just wrong.

@JelloShells Agree. Nothing like seeing people brawl over a cheap ass something or another lol. This β€œpandemic” is ruining the best parts of the year. 🀣

Seriously. This is something I look forward to each year. 😩

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Im going to have to find a hobby

@JelloShells Hopefully it includes alcohol

Thanks for the laugh this mornin!' You are the πŸ’©!!! Have a copacetic day

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Thanks for stopping in to say hello 😁

Have an amazing day!

9 TIMES OUT OF 1O IT'S BLACKS BEATING BLACKS UP FOR A TOY...!!! DAMN PEOPLE STEAL IT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR CART..!!!! I QUIT GOING 10 YEARS AGO BECAUSE OF THE TRASH!!!

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Don’t leave the $5 toasters out

Is it even Xmas if you don’t lose some teeth fighting over a tv

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Doubtful. Very doubtful. Thank God we still have the Christmas eve party. Im spiking the family punch.

They dont record landscape anyways, always portrait.

Heathens

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Its only reasonI would go shopping now thats gone today it

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searching www dot finds no brawls to be had

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This is absolutely tragic

@JelloShells don't they brawl in portland anymore?

πŸ˜‚ yes in the UK we have missed watching clips on our news of fights. We used to sit back and be all snobby about that, look at those lizards fighting over a TV. Then Two years ago they done the first one in the UK. It was disgusting what we witnessed.

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Black Friday brawls are a holiday favorite in our house

My favorite part of black friday is watching all the videos.

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Is it still legal to call it Black Friday or is that racist? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚good one

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I think it’s called Black Friday because on that day, the ledgers of many businesses turned from red to black (profit).

Yes it is racist- dems will probably change to china or iran friday

@NDspeaking This is basically true.

Cold front has arrived and I might have to actually wear pants for a change

Hashtag Idontlikethis

Let's get to know each other!

Name three things about yourself that no one on Parler knows. I'll start!

1. I lived in a converted Benedictine monastery from age 9 to age 17.
2. I can sing "When the Saints come Marching in" in Latin.
3. I can wiggle my ears.

Your turn. Pass it on for maximum effect. πŸ˜„

🎢 'm surprised that you've never been told before
That you're lovely and you're perfect
And that somebody wants you 🎢

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If you actually met me you wouldn’t be surprised.

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🀭🀭🀭

Thanks.

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Who? You? LOL

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@JelloShells I don’t think you’re talking about me. I’m too ugly to fall into that category

Aw......thanks. Right back atcha. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Thank you 😊

Good morning hello shells I miss you so much, how have you been doing?🎢🎢😎

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Hey you! I am very well. Loving the holiday season 😍

hahha obviously you're not a man hahaha it's rare that a man hears all three!

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Im not a man. This is true.

It’s rare that a man says all three.

@Xdementedx haha not really, a man will say anything to get laid!

You’re the best!

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Back at you!

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That’s such a nice thing thing to say, I usually just get told get your kit off... Will πŸ˜‰

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i sure wish you meant that but your followers demand so much from you

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Why thank you so much 😊 you’re well liked also

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You are very welcome

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There’s somebody for everybody.

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@JelloShells One man’s trash is another man’s treasure lol

Fake news, but thanks

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Not one for touchy-feely stuff!
Thanks though!!

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😁😁

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Attention Aviation Lovers! Check out the Guv’nor @iFlyPPC for daily β€œFlying Contraption” posts! ✈️ πŸͺ‚ 🚁

Throwback Parler, images courtesy of @JelloShells. FYI I used every image. All of them. The images/ages couldn't line up so had to be creative at times...

Lets try this...

Give a up vote if your 20-30 and politically active. Im trying to see if theres and other youngins on the platform looking to be outspoken about what they believe in.

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Well, it's the 1st of December and that means it's that time of year again. Feel free to pair the elves with your favorite Parler (and other) people. Here's my partial list (all in good fun):

Taunty - @jenniev101
Unruly - @JelloShells
Mocko - @ScottyBoy
Scorny - @MontgoJo
Frenzy - @vness @Veeness
Bitey - @brighttomorrow17

Li'l Hateful - Jerry Nadler πŸ˜„

Uzi - @Olin
Unhingey - @PeanutButterCup
Excessively Happy - @sarahrocks

Help me with the ones I left out.

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Black and White acrylic on canvas

#art #artistonparler #acrylic #canvas #acrylicpainting #cove #acryliconcanvas #acrylicart #artist #landscapepainting #enjoy #parler

Don't forget to like and subscribe #certified β˜‘οΈ

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Check one other source. More if you're inclined, but one would be fantastic. You wont regret it.

#TruthFearsNoInvestigation

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So true!

This is such "common sense" that so many people forget about it.

Hey, when do we get to do β€œJELLO” shots?

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‭(602) 542-5381‬
Phoenix, AZ

Call up traitor doug ducey

I cannot agree with this more. So some research. Stay informed.

That's why the only "news" thing I use is Newsvoice.
Sadly for now it's exclusively in English, but a good start.

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It is a good start

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Ugh... So much stupid shit

I fail to understand how/why dems/libs have any passion for pursuing ALL negative goals....loss of liberties, burned buildings, welfare, no jobs. I’m 73 years old and have never witnessed such vile hatred
exhibited by the leftist. Also, I have never seen the kind of hate as is cast on President Trump. He has accomplished more than any President in my life time, works long hours, takes no pay, and he truly loves this country and the people. He has survived, the Russian collusion hoax, the impeachment fraud, the Wuhan China Red death, and unending criticism from all the leftists and many on the right. AND he wants four more years and he (and us) are being robbed of his election. Dan, this is bullshit!

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You are obviously suffering from dementia! 🀬

@DeepStateSoldier And you wear pink girls pantiesπŸ˜·πŸ˜·πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ–•πŸ½

@Allenwhizz Please die of natural causes

@KirkKahn You seem like a nice guy. Hard to think clearly after you drink the cool-aidπŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒπŸ–•πŸ½

@KirkKahn I died previously. I’m writing from Heaven. I have spoken with β€˜The Man’. For you, the gate is locked. He is a strict Republican....and certainly anti-abortion...if you need to speak to him, I can hook you up...but you need to start loading up with ice water and some burn ointment...πŸ˜‡

Very VERY well stated sir! To you and your wisdom, I raise a glass of the best... πŸ₯ƒ

@Trandolph10 Thank you. Finely a distinguished gentlemen with intelligence. Sending a fine bottle of wine🍾

@Allenwhizz Graciously accepted. Wine is good for thought stimulation, when taken moderately. Thank you.

@Allenwhizz I don’t get it either.
Every time I saw a biden sign I’d ask β€œY”.
Another random ? ... why (lol) does biden automatically capitalize and Trump doesn’t??? I auto correct that

@Allenwhizz Only when banging your wife! 😁

Aw
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Political comment 😫

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Sourcing isn't political

It's a trap - Star Wars Return Of The Jedi Death Star Approach Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk-6DPrcMv4

Is there a predicated matter that this refers to?

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Um... look around. Parler is full of false information. Its everywhere. People echo nonsense constantly.

@JelloShells Oh yes. I see it more and more. I’m reluctant to comment or echo on most postings now. Thanks for clarifying.

@FEDupwithBS 😁😁😁

#AeternaeVeritatis.

Truth Eternal

Hi

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Sunset's and shorelines.

Acrylic on canvas.

#artist #art #artistonparler #acrylicpainting #acrylic #acrylicart #acryliconcanvas #canvasart #canvas #landscapepainting #landscape #sunset #sunsetpainting #painting #beachshoreline #parler

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Here’s some #fanart that I did a while back of #ryu from #streetfighter hope you like! #art #artist #animeart #videogames #videogameart #capcom #manga #mangart #comics #comicbooks #comicart

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You're in good hands. @JelloShells

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Throwback to 1997

Was that a skirt or pants, and how big is my head? Really?!

My cousin decided to send me this today. I think lockdown getting to him.

Lemme see a throwback pic, parler. And nothing glamorous. I wanna see awkward.

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I am shameless. And these comments are gold.

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A great looking teenager

I am shameless??

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@JelloShells Lol but your better looking 🀣

That’s awesome.

I'm painting this one.

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I was 15. We coulda held hands in high school

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I had never had a boyfriend

@JelloShells I took girls out once in awhile. Was in art club, french club, played football.

It wasn't too bad

@ClintonParker I never went out. Never got asked out. I was a silent sufferer.

I grew up homeless. Thats all I'm willing to say about that.

@JelloShells No, I get it.

Someone in my life was the same way.

I made things worse for her.

@ClintonParker I feel this. And you are forgiven. Maybe not today, depending on her path, but eventually.

@JelloShells Yeah. I have a good future I think.

@ClintonParker Im certain of it.

And you have me (and a number of parler pals) along the way.

@JelloShells In high school I discovered growing my hair out very long turned me into a chick magnet. I was still very poor and no wheels but rebellious rich girls wanting to terrorize their daddies made it ok for me.

@HJPeabody Perfect. Adaptation is key.

@JelloShells I got a network in the Cincy area, and VA, and NA.

Some family still talks to me.

I've really never been this happy, and I live in a shelter in the ghetto.

@JelloShells Yeah. I had to make myself miserable for years before I could be happy.

@ClintonParker Thats all of us, isnt it?

@JelloShells Not all. Some people can be happy having a normal life. There is too much input, media, things to click now to slow down and live simply.

Happens throughout history.

I've listened to celebrities, artists, and musicians speak in NA and AA. It's funny hearing Anthony Hopkins or Robert Downey Jr tell my life story.

All addicts are actors but the best actors are addicts.

@ClintonParker My addiction was misery. I was at home there. The transition seemed like a death leap. I made it anyway.

@JelloShells I completely understand.

@JelloShells β™₯️

Real stinking old.

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2 thumbs up @Bjgann! πŸ‘

Adorbs

This one worked so well in the video I made!

@RevFindlay Cool!

Can't wait to see it!

Actually I can relate! I'm 65 so my family's favorite holiday sport is 2 look @ OLD photo's. The older u get the more u like it!! ☺

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Love it. That deserves one of me frooomm 1978!! Ahhh.βœŒβ€πŸ™‚

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Omg I love this!

I wouldn't do this for just anyone you know

Mr future Kool! 🀣

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Looks like you just said, "Heyyyy, Mr. Kotter!"

@Name Hidden I think that was my kind of keep on truckin' pose. ☺

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@RolandD Definitely would've been one of the OG in my neighborhood! Good times...we need them days back, pronto!

OMG my throwback pictures are ugly

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Right?! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Too far back? Maybe 1968-69. Me in the dark blue turtleneck

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Straight perfection

Priceless!

I remember those class pictures very well.

Hi Ben.....

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Stupid brainless

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Circa 1983.

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Too cute!❀️❀️❀️

Adorbs

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Such a cutie!

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You were a cute kid......

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Thank you 😊

@JelloShells yer welks!

that's the thing that women have over men: you look your best when you're a teen up to about mid 30's, most guys? we look like the ass end of a north bound deer until we're about 35 lol.......

@JelloShells hehe yup, that's why when I was 45 I had a 22 yr old gf heheheh

True story: We went to a proper restaurant for a change, the hostess asked "would you and your daughter prefer the bar or the restaurant proper"

I snorted and promptly got smacked lol

@MichaelC2 It happens.

My boy is 41 and I wouldn't trade him for the world. He might trade me in though. I'm def not 22.

Adorable!

1990

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Loving this! Native American?

@JelloShells I'm mixed. My dad made that arrow head out of silver he extracted out of old x-ray tubes.

@TomlinsonNeal I can see you are mixed. I was just curious. My babies are athabascan.

@JelloShells Tennessee Valley Cherokee

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@JelloShells Wish I was still that thin. 35 years ago

My pops just sent me this pic the other day. Around 1983

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Okay this is a damn classic! I love everything about it. Even that you call him pops. Me too!

@JelloShells One more from around the same time. Poor cat!

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@BrandonSpacy Aww πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

I love your pic! I had that exact same riding horse!! I have a pic of me about 3 that same year with a silver gun and black zorro mask!